Dear Kids – Leave No Evidence!

Dear Kids,

Here’s a handy piece of parental advise for when you become parents yourself:

If you want to get rid of a toy, make sure to get rid of ALL of it.

Example A: Child finds one piece of annoying, repetitive game and begins Spanish Inquisition as to where the rest of the game is.

Example B: Child finds shoe of creepy stuffed animal and commences whole-house search for lost companion regardless of how little they ever played with it.

Example C: Child spies corner of obnoxious toy with no volume control which has been relegated to the Goodwill bag at the back of the closet and can speak of nothing else until distracted by promises of ice cream and Disneyland.

Found it!

Found it!

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