I give you the parental double-standard:
For the kids: fresh cut strawberries
For me: fudge-covered fresh cut strawberries
For the kids: whole wheat pretzel goldfish
For me: fudge-covered whole wheat pretzel goldfish
For the kids: parmesan cheese sticks
For me: fudge-covered frozen yogurt sundae with a side of wine
…inequity thy name is fudge!