It became clear to me that enlisting the long-term services of a pest control specialist was a good idea after finding:
A half eaten apple behind a dinosaur under the couch,
A yogurt cup under a stuffed bear,
2 pounds of gold fish under the booster seat,
Petrified chicken (I think?) Under the buffet,
And dozens…DOZENS…of sippy cups in every corner of the house.
I either need really good pest control or really good maid service, because obviously my children don’t know where food belongs and I’m paying no attention.