You’ve heard of Murphy’s Law? Whatever can go wrong, will?
Well, let me tell you a little bit about Sleep Law…
1) If it is time to go to bed, it shall take you approximately 30 minutes to fall asleep.
2) If you really need the sleep, it shall take you approximately 1 hour to fall asleep.
3) If you wake up in the middle of the night, it shall take you approximately 1 hour to fall back to sleep, or roughly 30 seconds before someone’s car alarm goes off to wake you back up again.
4) When you wake up in the morning, it shall take you 8 seconds to fall back to sleep, thus making you late for everything and totally screwing up your morning.
…this is the law and it shall not be broken.