You are now the proud owner of your first set of Wonderoos!
This is a big moment in girlhood. You will brag about this cheap pair of underpants well into your adulthood. “I had Wonderoos. Did you?” It will be your badge of honor and your admission to the girl’s club. It is a rite of female passage.
I am – of course – insanely jealous. The surfeit of Wonderoos in women’s sizes is negligent and disgraceful!
Enjoy it while you can, kid!