The other day a good friend of mine came over. I went outside to greet her and you promptly followed me. You were so excited to have company that you began dancing around us babbling about a million things.
My friend said, “My, she’s a bit all over the place, eh?”
I said, “Ya, kids have the attention span of a peanut.”
At which point you bust in with, “AndIwannacatwithwhitespotsandI’llnamehimSparklesand – SQUIRREL!” And you were off like a shot to chase that squirrel.
My friend stood there with her mouth open, “Holy crap, that actually happened.”
Yup. Yup, it did.