I took a shower this morning – completely ignoring my own advice to only shower while the children are asleep. And, of course, there you were when I stepped out of the bathroom, lying on my bed. Why didn’t I wrap myself in a towel??
“Hey, Kitten, how about you go put some socks on while I put on a shirt?” Read: Get. Out.
“Ok, Mom,” as you hopped off the bed obediently. “But, you should really put on some pants too. I can see your butt.”
Helpful. Now, get out!!