Recently Daddy asked you if you would like to go visit the beach this summer.
You said, “Yes, but I don’t want to go in the water.”
“Why not?” Daddy wondered.
“Well, if I go in the ocean then I’ll be eaten by a shark. Then, the shark will take me down to the bottom of the ocean, and he’ll sneeze, and I’ll pop out of his mouth and then my hair will get wet.”
I don’t think Jaws ever had this problem…