It went down like this:
Kitten: I’m hungry. I’m sooo hungry. Mommy, I’m hungry!
Me: Ok, what would you like?
Kitten: Something. Some food.
Me: Wow, that is wildly unhelpful. How about I bring you some goldfish.
Kitten: No! I don’t want goldfish!
Me: Ok, well you can have cheese, yogurt, goldfish, or an apple.
Kitten: No, I don’t want those things!
Me: Well, what do you want?
Kitten: Something else.
Me: How about raisins, or apple sauce, goldfish, or fruit snacks?
Me: Kitten, these are your options, kid! What do you want?? You tell me.
Kitten:…I guess I want some goldfish.