Confession: I bought you this Noah’s ark at a consignment fair for a buck.
I took out all the animals and told you it was a pirate ship.
One day you will see this ark at a friend’s house sitting amongst that pile of toys parents keep for entertaining visiting toddlers, for ‘just in case’, or for sentimental reasons. You will say, “Hey, I had that pirate shop when I was a kid!” And I will be busted. Until then…win/win!