Last week we received the fifth – FIFTH – note from school regarding an outbreak of the biological kind. The fifth note in six school days! There was influenza, ring worm, strep and two rounds of head lice. Wonderful.
That’s it – I’m home-schooling you kids from now on!!
Ya, that’s not actually happening. Back in to your petri dish, kids!
What they need to do is Lysol bomb the school. If the astringent smell in the hallways after that fifth posting was any indicator, they actually may have. Even the teachers were giving the kids a wide berth…those germy, sticky, snotty kids. I can’t believe I willingly take two of them home every day. Gross!