Baby Bump

Dear Kitten,

As you were waiting to load up into the car, you reached up and pat my belly. “Momma, you have big belly. You must have a baby in there. [Gasp!] Mom, are you going to have another baby??”

Well, you sure know how to make a gal feel good about herself. No, that bump is NOT another baby. That is the bump from the two I already had.

Thankyouverymuch. 😛

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10 thoughts on “Baby Bump

  1. Oh they say the cutest things! I got told I had yellow teeth the other day :/ (they’re not, BTW) But it’s made me paranoid lol xx

    • Exactly! I wasn’t worried about my waistline until she brought it up! Well…not as worried as I am now, at least…

      • Yeah, I know the feeling….I’m scrubbing my teeth and looking in mirrors far more than I should now 😦 xx

      • My favorite is when they point out my zits. “Mommy, you got a booboo! That’s gross!” Charming…

      • Haha I once had one child wobble my stomach and tell me I was outright fat. I wouldn’t have minded now but back then I had next to no meat on me! xx

      • Honestly, I prefer they assault me with their comments, than strangers. It’s mortifying when they point at strangers and ‘notice things’ in a very, very loud voice. Where’s a rock I can crawl under??

  2. You are not alone. I too have the sweetest children in the world, who just say the darndest things. I have three, I mean two. I now have TWO children. I mean I ALWAYS had two children.

    • Hehehe…I may just start conditioning the children; every time they give me a compliment I’ll give them a piece of chocolate. I imagine they will be delightfully polite in just a few months…and fat.

  3. I have “long boobies.” Damn it.

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