Yesterday at Thanksgiving dinner I got a first ever request for a feature in Dear Crazy Kids. Uncle Dennis wants to be in the blog. And so, Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Uncle Dennis:
“Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.” – is the best way to start a Thanksgiving feast. Here, here, Uncle Dennis!
At his daughter’s wedding a while back, I noticed Uncle Dennis was three sheets to the wind with a smile plastered across his face. “Uncle Dennis, how are you even standing up straight right now?” He just pulled on his lapel and said, “Starch.”
Here’s to you, Uncle Dennis! Keep up the good work, young man 😉