I know I’m old because, now when I have dreams about hot, movie star hunks, we’re having coffee and talking about our kids instead of…what we used to do. Which was much less that when I was ten years younger.
The other night I dreamt that Christian Bale moved in next door and after we both dropped our kids off at the bus stop, your Dad and I went to his place for coffee. Johnny Depp joined us. They were both very pleasant.
I’m so old.