Just after Christmas you saw your first movie in the theater. We say Big Hero 6. You loved it!
On the drive home, you were a non-stop super hero peanut gallery.
Buddy: I tell a super hero story!
Mom: Ok, Buddy. Let’s hear your story.
Buddy: Der are fwee super heroes and two bad guys.
Mom: Three super heroes? Who are they?
Buddy: Mommy, Daddy, Kitten, and Buddy.
Mom: That’s four, but keep going. What are our super powers?
Buddy: Mommy super power is flowers.
Mom: Flower power, eh? Ok, sure. What’s Kitten’s super power?
Kitten: Running fast! Buddy, my super power is running fast, ok?
Mom: Alright, what’s your super power, Buddy?
Buddy: My super power is…DANGER!
Dad: That might be the best super power I’ve ever heard of.
Mom: Ok then. Danger it is! What’s Daddy’s super power?
Mom:…Daddy’s super power is…donkeys?
Mom: Like, he throws donkeys or something? What does he do with the donkeys, honey?
Dad: I smell like ass.
I may have snorted leftover movie soda out of my nose. Your super power is Danger after all.