Between brushing teeth and wrestling children out of their pajamas in the morning…
Me: Last night I dreamt that I built something out of wood – like literally nailed a few pieces of wood together – and we had a bar-b-que to celebrate where I shot the breeze with you and your brother.
Husband: I dreamt about Easy Passes. (digital toll collectors)
Me: You win. Your subconscious is more boring than my subconscious.
…old people competitions.