Tales from the Bathroom…Like Tales from the Crypt and Equally as Horrifying

Dear Buddy,

Heard from outside the bathroom when your father went in to check on you:

“Buddy, what are you doing? Did you just-? That’s disgusting! Why would you-?? Don’t ever do that again! Don’t kiss the toilet!

And that’s what it’s like living with you. Never a dull – or clean – moment.

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8 thoughts on “Tales from the Bathroom…Like Tales from the Crypt and Equally as Horrifying

  1. Lol. My boys are also fascinated but the porcelain god.

  2. LOL! My 14 mo thinks it’s a toy to play with. The way he stares at it (for minutes) before deciding his next move- whether to just feel it (like it’s a hot property) or to lick it (because it looks so white)..That look, my dear friend- is worth a million dollars!

  3. Lately I’ve caught myself saying to the kids: “If I catch you putting your shoe in your brother’s/sister’s mouth one more time everyone is going to time out and I’m confiscating all the shoes forever!!”

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