Adulting Like a Pro

Dear Kids,

Cleaning your house enough to get it to a level where it doesn’t look like you cleaned just for company. Minimal effort (depending on your base level of slovenliness and/or how many children/pets you have), you don’t appear to be the slob you really are, and your company appreciates that you ‘kept it casual’ for them indicating a level of intimacy that may or may not actually exist, but fake it till you make it, right?

Adulting level: Pro

Actually cleaning your house. Reserved for special occasions (think Christmas…with the president).

Adulting level: Martha Stewart

…my guests are going to be SO impressed by how ‘casual’ I kept it.


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5 thoughts on “Adulting Like a Pro

  1. Your coffee cup is so cute lol.

  2. i’m kidnapping those slippers

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