You got some sharp new dollar store sunglasses this evening. You are rocking them.
They are your “boogie glasses.” So named because you can’t stand still when you wear them; you just have to boogie. And boogie you did, room to room for over 30 minutes straight. Shaking that little tush and giving us all the double point move.
Oh, and that bandaid on your ear? Don’t worry, that’s just where your Dad attempted to cut off your ear while giving you a haircut.
You should have a great story for art history class, though.