[Insert creative title here, I’m done]

We’re opening a massage therapy clinic! You lay down on a bed of lumpy stuffed animals and hard covered books and get walked on my screaming midgets.

It’s quite lovely.




Book now! We take American Express and gummy worms.

Categories: Kids | Tags: , , , | 1 Comment

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One thought on “[Insert creative title here, I’m done]

  1. Mary Jones

    I think your opening line could have worked as the title!

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