My sister and her family came for a visit last weekend. It was awesome! You two love being with your cousins.
Right after they arrived, we were all in the car together. Someone starts whining about something…
Me: Oh! The whining! Yuck!
All the parents together in Extreme Whine: I don’t wanna! It’s hot! I’m hungry! Are we there yet?
Brother-in-law: Who in this car likes whining?
Kids (much too enthusiastically): ME!!
Kitten (proudly): I whine ALL the time to get what I want!
Me: And how does that work out for you?
Kitten (pouting): It doesn’t.
Me: Then why do you keep doing it??
Kitten (giggling): I don’t know!
God help me! Children literally make no sense!