Posts Tagged With: Fail

Do I Know You? On Funerals and Cake Fails

Dear Kids,

I’ve been MIA on the blog-front lately. Apologies. I just got back from my aunt’s funeral in Portland. It was beautiful.

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My Mom and I cleaned out her room and set aside some things for loved ones. I selected a stuffed elephant for Kitten and a policeman nesting doll for Buddy. For myself, well I was most taken with the photos.

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My grandparents with their first born. Such sweet, naive kids...

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My grandfather (the only one not looking at the camera) and his 5 brothers

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My beautiful grandmother

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The kids! Neighbors and siblings at play. I'm related to a handful of them.

Anyhow, enough of the sentimental. Let’s get to the embarrassing stuff, shall we?

So, it was Buddy’s birthday recently. There was much rejoicing and much cake.

There were cupcakes at school, icecream cake at Chuck E. Cheese, and cake for your actual party. Yikes! (We like to stretch out our birthdays around here)

For your party I decided I would make your cake myself. I have friends with these skills. Friends who actually make money with their cake skills. Surely I can apply icing to a cake, right? Mothers have been doing so for years!

I should have hired one of my friends.

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It's a Starwars cake. Light side & dark side, get it?

Apparently I cannot apply icing to cake. Cake hates me.

Here’s the cake I made under extreme supervision for Kitten’s 5th bday:

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Beautiful, right? And back to Buddy’s 5th bday cake:

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It's a Starwars cake. Light side & dark side, get it?

It looks like I took an egg beater to it.  Maliciously. [Sigh]

Thankfully, I was able to consult with one of those aforementioned cake-savy friends and redeem myself:

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You see that? That, my friends, is 3 cans of blue icing. It was, I’m told, delicious. I don’t care, as long as he liked it:

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And he did 🙂

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Papa performs

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Bounce house BEFORE cake. No vomiting, please.

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Birthday spoils: stormtrooper masks and pool noodle light sabers

Homemade Starwars birthday party. Nailed it! 😉

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To Braid or Knot to Braid

Dear Kids,

Last night I gave you both your first lesson on how to braid!

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Kitten's attempt

With varying levels of success…

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Buddy's attempt

Friendship bracelets for everyone! As long as you don’t mind just wrapping the string around your wrist a dozen times. Might need another lesson or two…

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Fun with Kids – Craft Fail

I wanted to do this glue craft with the kids. You take cookie cutters and fill them with glue and food coloring – voila, window clings! I tried it once with wax paper as the instructions suggested…do not do that. Even without the wax paper they took over 24 hours to dry. With the wax paper it was impossible. I wasn’t happy with my second attempt results either, so I’m calling this one a fail.

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Without wax paper:

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