Posts Tagged With: health nut

I’m So Healthy It’s Sick

Dear Kids,

Tonight we got fast food for dinner, but I didn’t have any because my body is a temple!

Instead,  I had corn (cheese-flavored popcorn), half a baby cucumber (in dressing), and strawberries (Twizzlers). I’m such a health nut.

Jealous? Not everybody has that kind of will power! Now…are you going to finish those nuggets?


Back off my nuggets!!

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